Funny Samoyed Hoodie – Innocent Face, Criminal Mind | Samoyed Mom Gift, Dog Dad Sweatshirt, Fluffy Dog Humor Shirt
Funny Samoyed Hoodie – Innocent Face, Criminal Mind | Samoyed Mom Gift, Dog Dad Sweatshirt, Fluffy Dog Humor Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
🐾 Innocent face. Criminal mind.
You left for four minutes. They ate something unidentifiable, relocated your left shoe, and were sitting perfectly still — looking angelic — by the time you came back.
This is Samoyed ownership. And this hoodie gets it.
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Designed for people who know the truth behind that fluffy white smile. If your dog has ever betrayed you with perfect cuteness immediately after committing a crime, welcome — this one's for you.
• Soft, cozy hoodie perfect for walks, errands, or just surviving another day
• Great gift for Samoyed moms, Samoyed dads, or anyone deep in the fluffy chaos
• Conversation starter guaranteed — other Samoyed owners will find you
• Printed on premium quality, pre-shrunk fabric — no surprises after the first wash
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Available in multiple sizes. See size chart for fit guide. Print-on-demand — made fresh for you, ships within 3–5 business days.
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📏 SIZE & FIT:
- Unisex fit — runs true to size
- See our Size Guide before ordering
- Warm, cozy, perfect for winter walks
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🚚 SHIPPING:
- Ships within 3-5 business days
- Tracked shipping available
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💛 More Samoyed designs available in our store!
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-weight fabric — cozy warmth with a soft hand
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for cleaner fit and less waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- DTF/DTG print options and small embroidery placements for custom detailing
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethical sourcing details for lower environmental impact
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean