Innocent Face Criminal Mind | Funny Samoyed Sweatshirt | Samoyed Owner Gift | Fluffy Dog Mom Dad Crewneck
Innocent Face Criminal Mind | Funny Samoyed Sweatshirt | Samoyed Owner Gift | Fluffy Dog Mom Dad Crewneck
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Looks innocent.
Acts innocent.
Definitely not innocent.
Every Samoyed owner knows that look — the sweet
smile, the fluffy face, the adorable eyes... right
before you discover the missing pillow stuffing,
the chewed-up toy, or the mysterious mess across
the house.
This funny Samoyed sweatshirt celebrates the unique
talent Samoyeds have for causing chaos while somehow
remaining completely adorable.
Featuring a mischievous fluffy Samoyed surrounded
by evidence of its latest crimes, this design
perfectly captures the daily reality of living with
these lovable troublemakers.
"INNOCENT FACE. CRIMINAL MIND."
A must-have for Samoyed moms, Samoyed dads, and
anyone who understands that the fluffiest dogs are
always the most suspicious.
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🎁 Perfect gift for:
- Samoyed moms & dads
- Dog lovers & pet parents
- Birthdays, Christmas, Mother's Day, Father's Day
- Or just because — no occasion needed
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📏 SIZE & FIT:
- Unisex fit — runs true to size
- See our Size Guide before ordering
- Soft, comfortable, everyday wear
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🚚 SHIPPING:
- Ships within 3-5 business days
- Printed and fulfilled via Printify
- Tracked shipping available
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💛 More Samoyed designs available in our store!
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
- Embroidery placement options: left/center chest or large center, plus wrist accents
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth, waste-reducing construction
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and double-needle stitching for shape and durability
- DTF inner neck labels, OEKO-TEX® certified dyes, and ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean